because my handy blog feed roll thingy tells me how many times a day my blog is viewed. You can make a comment anonymously—I can’t tell THAT much from my handy blog feed roll thingy, just numbers.

For instance, I just refuse to believe that of all the people I know NOBODY else has ever coordinated their underwear with their shirt, either accidentally or intentionally. How could you not comment on that, if only to lie and tell me you haven’t?

 Come on out of the woodwork people—I know you’re out there.