Except of area crime reports from local (really local) suburban weekly adpaper newspaper…

Text in quotes is from the rag paper:
1. Police were called on a report of suspicious vehicle in <local bar’s> parking lot: “The couple in the vehicle was discussing the birds and the bees. They were sent on their way.”

2. A woman reported her 3 year-old nephew had disappeared “while she was taking a nap. Officers located the juvenile within minutes. The child was hiding from his aunt under the covers in the bedroom.”

‘Nuff said…

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