No, you’re not the weirdest person you know. My neighbor might be weirder than all of us combined.

So weird, in fact, that I had to take a break from work, unplug the mouse from my work laptop, boot up my home laptop, and make a note about it.

It’s pouring rain. There is a flood watch in our county.

Freak boy is pulling the hose out of the garage. And he’s hooked it up and is doing something with it in the backyard.

Possibly worse (speaking of freaks), it’s all I can do to not go out there and see just what the hell he’s doing back there. I just can’t imagine — hosing fallen leaves off his new deck furniture?