Today’s cheap thrill: New gym socks

I feel lighter! Stronger! Like the elastic is cutting off my circulation!

Even better, I now have 2 (that’s TWO!) styles to choose from: your classic tube sock style and your nouveau “no show” style.

<Age-inducing aside: Back when I was a youngin’ we used to call those “peds.” Don’t ask me why ’cause I don’t know. We just did. It’s comparable to the sweatshirt –> hoodie rename — nobody told me about that one beforehand either.>