When, after a walk, your dog steps and gets all 4 paws into a 14″ diameter (circumference? radius? I flunked geometry) bird bath filled with skanky muddy water and tries to lay/lie in it…

6/1 Note to self: Next time, actually PUT the pool out. Today, she got all the way into the skanky water and SAT DOWN in it. Nice…

So I dump the water, move birdbath out of the way, and go get the *&^* pool.

I come back, pool in hand, and the stooopid dog is laying/lying down in the cool wet mud where the birdbath was just a moment ago…

Put the minimum required amount of water in the pool, but now the only ones interested in it are the cats, who need a drink of water. I should’ve just had kids.

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