• How much I needed a new pink salmon toilet seat: You be the judge. <Click here.>

  • Time spent looking for new pink salmon toilet seats: approx. 362 hours
  • Number of real stores visited to find new pink salmon toilet seats: approx. 6
  • Number of real stores’ websites visited to find new pink salmon toilet seats: 3
  • Number of toilet seats found when I finally decided to scroogle “toilet seat”: 8 bazillion
  • Number of pink salmon toilet seats found when I scroogled “pink salmon toilet seat”: 3 bazillion
  • Number of pink salmon toilet seats purchased: 3
  • Number of padded pink salmon toilet seats (aka “winter seats”) purchased: 2
  • Number of regular pink salmon toilet seats (aka “summer seat”) purchased: 1
  • Number of pink salmon summer seats installed today: 1
  • Number of scratches on heiny since installing pink salmon summer toilet seat: 0
  • How glad I am to have a new toilet seat, even if it is pink salmon: priceless

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