Having had so much practice in fly swatting (background story here), I thought I’d do pretty well at the following sadistic exercise in humiliation game. Wro-awnng!

After 3 tries my score was still rated “sucky,” which of course makes me want to try it again.

I got this from my Great Aunt Ann and I don’t know if I should thank her or curse her, but I guess I shouldn’t swat the messenger…

Try it out: Fly swatter