Anyway, as I was saying before I was so rudely laid off, attritted, Reduction In Forced (RIFd), notified my services would no longer be required, downsized, right-sized, pick your term…

Bonnie Hunt. Funny show. Previous entry here.

In yesterday’s show she also showed some ideas for Christmas cards:

1. (outside)

To my Stock Broker – You’ve really lived up to your title this Christmas.

(inside)

I’ve never been Broker.

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2. (outside)

Happy Holidays to my yoga teacher.

(inside)

Am “stretching” my dollars by not giving you a gift this year…

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3. (outside)

To my Money Manager

(inside)

WTF?!

You’re welcome…

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