This writer has such a way with words when reporting on his/her beat for the hell hole that is Hill Rock (a thinly-veiled pseudonym for a local ‘burb):

Hill Rock’s “indigenous pharmaceutical salesmen wasted no time in their effort to stimulate the drug economy…by offering $10 crack rocks at a local drug emporium on (street name)…”

The writer clearly sees the bright humorous side of things and is a smartass I can relate to.

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